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Zombie Back Pain

Zombie back pain and you.

In these troubling times and with the Government setting out techniques to deal with a possible Zombie apocalypse, you can well imagine the number of patients asking me how to deal with back pain that is caused by Zombies.  Zombie back pain can be similar to any back pain. Let’s say you’ve had a Zombie attack and in your effort to escape you lifted pushed the Zombie off yourself or your friend.  Its important ice this initial injury for ten to fifteen minutes every two to four hours.  If you are suffering pain down your legs or arms you may have Zombie induced pinched nerve.  Chiropractors are well trained to treat this type of injury and you should make an appointment as soon as possible.

Remember when lifting a Zombie off you or a friend it is important to lift with your legs and try not to twist.  It is advised to get away from the Zombie if possible. Being under Zombie bombardment can be stressful and cause headaches as well.  Once again chiropractic care for Zombie induced headaches can be very effective.  We utilize a gentle technique to restore the normal curve of the cervical spine that may be damaged during a Zombie attack.

If you have back pain Zombie induced or not, call us today.


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May 24, 2011
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Dr. Moreland

Dr. Moreland offers many different treatment options. He utilizes hands on adjusting and he offers activator as well to patients that prefer this method. Dr. Moreland is very mindful to the type of Chiropractic treatment you prefer. He is an expert in treating herniated disc. Many offices claim to treat sports injuries, Dr. Moreland is the only local board certified sports physician. Dr. Moreland is a Rolla native and lives in Rolla. He is here when you need him. He has been in the same office for the past 25 years.

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